Caffeinated Reindeer Poop – Dark Chocolate Coated Coffee Beans (125g)

Move over kopi luwak… there’s a new premium coffee experience in town, and it’s got a whole lot more Christmas spirit (and significantly fewer civets).

Introducing Caffeinated Reindeer Poop: coffee beans that have taken a magical journey through Santa’s very energetic reindeer. Yes—these beans have been lovingly digested, enchanted, and, uh… “released” by the North Pole’s speediest herd.

Fear not! Santa’s quality-control elves are on standby with tiny scoop shovels and the world’s most festive hygiene standards. After harvest, the beans are cleaned, polished, and coated in rich dark chocolate—because if you’re eating reindeer poop, it may as well be deluxe.

The result? A snack that’s bold, buzzy, and guaranteed to put a little extra zip in your sleigh ride.

Tastes better than it sounds. More magical than it should be. Perfect for gifting, snacking, or proving holiday bravery.